








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3809 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4268 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2984 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4016 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,601 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aki Hayakawa | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 60% | 186 |
| #3 | LXVELYMARCUS | 59% | 150 |
| #4 | naksu | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | awek | 58% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Sleepy | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Tane | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Jeeveli | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | 1416 | 0.33 | 45 min |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 429 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Sleepy | 366 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tane | 360 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | LXVELYMARCUS | 233 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | +2.58 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | Juunez | +1.40 | 58 | 75 |
| #3 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | +1.11 | 53 | 72 |
| #4 | Aki Hayakawa | +0.19 | 48 | 61 |
| #5 | Tane | -0.27 | 54 | 67 |





