








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9495 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7573 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 10595 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8474 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,648,220 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dave | 10 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | liverpooty | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | dOnut512-w- | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | smith | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Toestiir | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liverpooty | 1127 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | dave | 978 | 0.06 | 29 min |
| #3 | smith | 188 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Toestiir | 175 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | dOnut512-w- | 84 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liverpooty | +1.39 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | Amish Savant | +1.17 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | dave | +1.07 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | smith | +0.21 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | Toestiir | -0.23 | 68 | 59 |





