








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1648 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2027 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1064 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1362 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,616 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JudeJudy | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | soft terrorist | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | byzun | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | THE THINKER | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | Bunzi | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byzun | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | soft terrorist | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | THE THINKER | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | son | 273 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | byzun | 232 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | soft terrorist | 141 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | THE THINKER | 109 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bunzi | 64 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunzi | +4.75 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 | ⠁⠊⠍ | +1.94 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | Tempest | +0.84 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | THE THINKER | +0.59 | 61 | 48 |
| #5 | byzun | -0.14 | 74 | 55 |





