








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2831 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3472 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2376 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3173 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $880,538 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomato | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Tonotza | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Aero | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | henkka | 58% | 71 |
| #5 | jerzeppp | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 48% | 141 |
| #10 | kattis | 47% | 60 |
| #11 | Good Hubert | 46% | 119 |
| #12 | T33MU | 38% | 24 |
| #13 | atulu | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikkolox | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Good Hubert | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | jaakkom | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Tonotza | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaakkom | 219 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Good Hubert | 212 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 166 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | henkka | 130 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | mikkolox | 101 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | +3.15 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Aero | +2.33 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | Tomato | +2.24 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | Tonotza | +2.11 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | mikkolox | +1.55 | 41 | 53 |





