








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 759 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2209 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2207 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1989 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,021 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonotza | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | Tomato | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Rops | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Huvis | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | kattis | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 43% | 56 |
| #13 | roskari | 42% | 31 |
| #14 | atulu | 40% | 45 |
| #15 | Akseli | 40% | 50 |
| #16 | jerzeppp | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good Hubert | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Joni Heikkinen | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Tonotza | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | jaakkom | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaakkom | 423 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Joni Heikkinen | 340 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Good Hubert | 256 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | henkka | 182 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | T33MU | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rops | +4.01 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | T33MU | +2.61 | 81 | 77 |
| #3 | Tonotza | +1.73 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | mikkolox | +1.43 | 43 | 53 |
| #5 | Tomato | +1.07 | 76 | 51 |





