








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2345 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3470 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3535 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3322 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,047 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomato | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | Tonotza | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | † Vinkki-V † | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | henkka | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | jaakkom | 52% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Jepu | 37% | 19 |
| #12 | tomppa | 36% | 45 |
| #13 | Sexy cent | 35% | 17 |
| #14 | aryans on top | 35% | 55 |
| #15 | Leppäne | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikkolox | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Joni Heikkinen | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | tomppa | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Good Hubert | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Leppäne | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joni Heikkinen | 450 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | tomppa | 209 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | jaakkom | 161 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Good Hubert | 141 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | aryans on top | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | +4.01 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Tomato | +3.88 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | † Vinkki-V † | +2.92 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | Tonotza | +2.63 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | henkka | +2.03 | 56 | 63 |





