








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 646 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1038 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 904 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 807 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,674 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomato | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | jaakkom | 74% | 46 |
| #3 | henkka | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | Joni Heikkinen | 60% | 63 |
| #5 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good Hubert | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Joni Heikkinen | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | mikkolox | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | jaakkom | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joni Heikkinen | 199 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Good Hubert | 138 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | jaakkom | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | henkka | 79 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tomato | 67 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomato | +3.81 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | T33MU | +3.19 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | Tonotza | +1.93 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | jaakkom | +1.20 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | mikkolox | +0.82 | 44 | 57 |





