








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2283 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2464 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2094 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2049 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,477,344 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonotza | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Joni Heikkinen | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | T33MU | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | jaakkom | 55% | 112 |
| #5 | mikkolox | 55% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 53% | 38 |
| #7 | Good Hubert | 49% | 92 |
| #8 | Aero | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | kattis | 47% | 320 |
| #10 | jerzeppp | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good Hubert | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | mikkolox | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | jaakkom | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | kattis | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaakkom | 296 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Joni Heikkinen | 226 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Good Hubert | 198 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | kattis | 124 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | mikkolox | 109 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | +2.20 | 73 | 72 |
| #2 | henkka | +1.82 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | mikkolox | +1.67 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | jaakkom | +1.50 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | Tonotza | +1.48 | 65 | 60 |





