








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1814 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2709 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2125 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1772 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,628 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonotza | 74% | 46 |
| #2 | Huvis | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | T33MU | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | kattis | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | henkka | 55% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Aero | 46% | 46 |
| #12 | roskari | 43% | 21 |
| #13 | Akseli | 41% | 39 |
| #14 | atulu | 31% | 32 |
| #15 | jerzeppp | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikkolox | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Good Hubert | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Joni Heikkinen | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | kattis | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joni Heikkinen | 363 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Good Hubert | 259 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | henkka | 252 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | mikkolox | 188 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | T33MU | 96 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | +2.19 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | mikkolox | +1.58 | 45 | 52 |
| #3 | Aero | +1.53 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Tonotza | +1.31 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | jaakkom | +0.92 | 58 | 67 |





