








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3789 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2964 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2736 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,699 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kovacs | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | GanjaFar | 58% | 152 |
| #3 | Rawnk | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Hawkiee | 57% | 175 |
| #5 | Sykotic | 56% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawkiee | 585 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sykotic | 422 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Derelict | 358 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | GanjaFar | 229 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | bessy | 225 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kovacs | +3.64 | 58 | 68 |
| #2 | Mitsu | +3.49 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | Hawkiee | +0.96 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | Sykotic | +0.74 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | Derelict | +0.37 | 59 | 66 |





