








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2394 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2815 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2494 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,309 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rawnk | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Antiex | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Mitsu | 57% | 175 |
| #4 | GanjaFar | 56% | 149 |
| #5 | Sykotic | 56% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Derelict | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Mitsu | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | GanjaFar | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Sykotic | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | bessy | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitsu | 1229 | 0.34 | 31 min |
| #2 | Derelict | 509 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sykotic | 429 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | GanjaFar | 232 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | bessy | 194 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitsu | +3.61 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | Hawkiee | +0.98 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Sykotic | +0.86 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | Derelict | +0.44 | 57 | 67 |
| #5 | Rawnk | +0.15 | 62 | 54 |





