








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 24% |
| Smokes | 899 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 680 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 550 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,202 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GanjaFar | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | Hawkiee | 51% | 77 |
| #3 | Mitsu | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | Derelict | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Sykotic | 48% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitsu | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | GanjaFar | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Sykotic | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Derelict | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitsu | 623 | 0.33 | 16 min |
| #2 | Hawkiee | 261 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Sykotic | 196 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Derelict | 137 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | GanjaFar | 98 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitsu | +3.71 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | Hawkiee | +1.45 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | Derelict | +0.56 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | Sykotic | +0.37 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | bessy | -2.76 | 48 | 54 |





