








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1376 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1048 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1278 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,945 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimchi | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | p1ksel | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | D2Kester | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | Cansky | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | p1ksel | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | D2Kester | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | Cansky | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | pro quake player | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D2Kester | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | p1ksel | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | pro quake player | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Cansky | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D2Kester | 188 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | p1ksel | 144 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Cansky | 79 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | pro quake player | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maniaczinho | +2.37 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | pro quake player | +1.83 | 92 | 53 |
| #3 | Cansky | +0.88 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | p1ksel | +0.81 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | D2Kester | -0.54 | 76 | 63 |





