








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 267 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4451 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4105 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3908 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4560 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,303 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siruostak | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | maniaczinho | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | D2Kester | 61% | 84 |
| #5 | andalusia | 57% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | | 49% | 51 |
| #12 | Hector Salamanca's Kitten | 48% | 25 |
| #13 | WESTiiE | 48% | 23 |
| #14 | Kat | 48% | 46 |
| #15 | Acenio | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acenio | 19 | 0.0352 |
| #2 | Hector Salamanca's Kitten | 9 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | JΛDΞRSXD | 8 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | maniaczinho | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | andalusia | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andalusia | 328 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | D2Kester | 318 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | maniaczinho | 242 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Cansky | 146 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | WESTiiE | 99 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acenio | +3.91 | 53 | 31 |
| #2 | maniaczinho | +2.81 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Mossy | +2.12 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | p1ksel | +1.94 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | WESTiiE | +1.72 | 86 | 63 |





