








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1874 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1544 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1600 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1662 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,358 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimchi | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | Proqian | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Rhyza | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | p1ksel | 61% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | TaylorN | 48% | 27 |
| #11 | Cansky | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | flixHAHA/s]f/ds | 42% | 24 |
| #13 | PrnstrMMiller | 41% | 22 |
| #14 | Mythix | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maniaczinho | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | p1ksel | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | pro quake player | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Cansky | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maniaczinho | 260 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | p1ksel | 251 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cansky | 122 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mythix | 95 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Siruostak | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maniaczinho | +2.49 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | Rhyza | +1.76 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | p1ksel | +1.09 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | pro quake player | +1.06 | 91 | 50 |
| #5 | TaylorN | +0.78 | 86 | 46 |





