








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1719 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1232 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1151 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1607 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,871 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrysus | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | SKADADDY | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | useless | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | DayOne♿ | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | maniaczinho | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | p1ksel | 50% | 30 |
| #9 | sano pin 2451 | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | Cansky | 43% | 37 |
| #11 | najiN. | 41% | 22 |
| #12 | Lilo | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | useless | 9 | 0.0288 |
| #2 | Chrysus | 4 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | maniaczinho | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | sano pin 2451 | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | DayOne♿ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cansky | 202 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | DayOne♿ | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | D2Kester | 86 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | p1ksel | 82 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | maniaczinho | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrysus | +3.83 | 98 | 53 |
| #2 | pro quake player | +3.50 | 90 | 51 |
| #3 | sano pin 2451 | +2.94 | 89 | 38 |
| #4 | maniaczinho | +1.84 | 88 | 62 |
| #5 | Cansky | +1.10 | 81 | 67 |





