








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2031 | 34% |
| Smokes | 639 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1910 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1341 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,331 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S1K | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | GRIZZ | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | Super Bowler | 41% | 56 |
| #6 | American Crow | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | P✪ | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRIZZ | 321 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Super Bowler | 201 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | caveman | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | P✪ | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | American Crow | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Bowler | +3.50 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | GRIZZ | +2.40 | 55 | 64 |
| #3 | P✪ | +1.59 | 69 | 49 |
| #4 | BustinGatzOnGod | +0.06 | 62 | 56 |
| #5 | caveman | -0.04 | 51 | 46 |





