








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 649 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10511 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7855 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6201 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5428 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,422,831 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRL | 54% | 469 |
| #2 | donut | 53% | 200 |
| #3 | PhanTasM | 52% | 103 |
| #4 | Whirly | 52% | 295 |
| #5 | AyeJex | 52% | 448 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | AyeJex | 52% | 448 |
| #6 | BigOrca | 50% | 76 |
| #7 | anime grill | 50% | 107 |
| #8 | Skraapz | 48% | 176 |
| #9 | Goombaz | 47% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRL | 38 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | donut | 26 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | AyeJex | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Whirly | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | BigOrca | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AyeJex | 1565 | 0.17 | 44 min |
| #2 | TRL | 1534 | 0.16 | 42 min |
| #3 | Whirly | 1162 | 0.20 | 32 min |
| #4 | donut | 981 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #5 | Skraapz | 577 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skout | +2.14 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | donut | +1.31 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | AyeJex | +0.59 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | TRL | -0.10 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | PhanTasM | -0.15 | 68 | 73 |





