








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8349 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8983 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6111 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6729 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,723,354 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 554 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaltyGamja | 56% | 394 |
| #2 | JYK_ | 55% | 229 |
| #3 | TRL | 54% | 139 |
| #4 | Skraapz | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | Skout | 53% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Skout | 53% | 200 |
| #6 | AyeJex | 52% | 161 |
| #7 | Whirly | 51% | 77 |
| #8 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 47% | 117 |
| #9 | BigOrca | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaltyGamja | 22 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Skout | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | JYK_ | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | TRL | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | AyeJex | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaltyGamja | 1079 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | Skout | 990 | 0.24 | 29 min |
| #3 | JYK_ | 872 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #4 | AyeJex | 589 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #5 | TRL | 476 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | +3.57 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Skout | +2.11 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | SaltyGamja | +0.54 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | AyeJex | +0.05 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | TRL | -0.41 | 53 | 62 |





