








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8593 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5663 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2857 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4219 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,265 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRL | 53% | 316 |
| #2 | AyeJex | 52% | 392 |
| #3 | Skout | 52% | 295 |
| #4 | Skraapz | 52% | 147 |
| #5 | PhanTasM | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Goombaz | 51% | 142 |
| #7 | donut | 51% | 77 |
| #8 | BigOrca | 48% | 100 |
| #9 | anime grill | 45% | 73 |
| #10 | Big Boss | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRL | 25 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Skout | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | AyeJex | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | BigOrca | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | donut | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skout | 1430 | 0.24 | 41 min |
| #2 | AyeJex | 1305 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #3 | TRL | 1021 | 0.16 | 29 min |
| #4 | PhanTasM | 581 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #5 | BigOrca | 540 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skout | +2.42 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | donut | +2.00 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | AyeJex | +0.82 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | PhanTasM | +0.44 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | anime grill | +0.23 | 73 | 64 |





