








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4031 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3580 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2287 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2714 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,022 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOR3M | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | gaymorit | 62% | 73 |
| #3 | wait вiт?! | 61% | 70 |
| #4 | GROWER | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | why|me | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✝ScripT✝ | 58% | 104 |
| #8 | stariy bob zaza | 57% | 40 |
| #9 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 57% | 94 |
| #10 | ZabloiNG | 55% | 85 |
| #11 | goddamnduck | 55% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | why|me | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | goddamnduck | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | gaymorit | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | GROWER | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ✝ScripT✝ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 262 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✝ScripT✝ | 212 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | goddamnduck | 192 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | ZabloiNG | 191 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | gaymorit | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOR3M | +4.22 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | Young Choppa | +4.14 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | ✝ScripT✝ | +1.98 | 83 | 50 |
| #4 | goddamnduck | +0.27 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | +0.12 | 73 | 61 |





