








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2087 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1732 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2772 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2449 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,889 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silence | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Krizzy | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Hash | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | Miller | 55% | 88 |
| #5 | Meglio | 49% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Miller | 55% | 88 |
| #5 | Meglio | 49% | 102 |
| #6 | Boofus | 42% | 76 |
| #7 | Mantis | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | Yesh | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hash | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | silence | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Miller | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Meglio | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Krizzy | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hash | 230 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Boofus | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Miller | 149 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | silence | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Meglio | 70 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricesu | +1.51 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | Mantis | +1.40 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Hash | +1.03 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | silence | +0.34 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | Krizzy | +0.17 | 84 | 55 |





