








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 993 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6179 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6044 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6018 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4814 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,369,750 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1080 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meglio | 21 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ricesu | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Yesh | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Miller | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Thebe+ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hash | 683 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | Meglio | 534 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #3 | Yesh | 521 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | Miller | 463 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | Utopia | 238 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hash | +2.23 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | ricesu | +1.98 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | Miller | +1.17 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | Mantis | +0.76 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | Meglio | +0.67 | 67 | 43 |





