








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 867 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3110 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3430 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2355 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2533 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,330,196 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricesu | 55% | 88 |
| #2 | Hash | 53% | 180 |
| #3 | Meglio | 53% | 261 |
| #4 | NI3ht | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Yesh | 49% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | silence | 47% | 150 |
| #8 | Boofus | 47% | 259 |
| #9 | Mantis | 45% | 66 |
| #10 | DREAMsicle | 32% | 31 |
| #11 | ttocSickk | 24% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silence | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ricesu | 14 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Meglio | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Boofus | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Yesh | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boofus | 574 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Hash | 493 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | silence | 469 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | Yesh | 247 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Meglio | 243 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hash | +1.66 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | ricesu | +1.32 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | Miller | +0.70 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | Mantis | +0.65 | 86 | 57 |
| #5 | NI3ht | +0.36 | 45 | 67 |





