








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6328 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5250 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4813 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3755 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,146,174 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mickey シ | 54% | 90 |
| #2 | Riipex | 54% | 93 |
| #3 | Gregor Gysi | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | Arkeo | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | od1N | 52% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | od1N | 52% | 129 |
| #6 | Ken | 50% | 465 |
| #7 | Jaggre | 45% | 74 |
| #8 | Exude | 44% | 79 |
| #9 | phos | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ken | 40 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Arkeo | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | od1N | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Gregor Gysi | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Mickey シ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ken | 2260 | 0.24 | 57 min |
| #2 | Mickey シ | 961 | 0.54 | 32 min |
| #3 | od1N | 398 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Arkeo | 299 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jaggre | 193 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mickey シ | +4.90 | 92 | 89 |
| #2 | Exude | +1.47 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | Ken | +0.83 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | fabi98 | +0.42 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Arkeo | -0.63 | 83 | 65 |





