








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1061 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3858 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4256 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3095 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3958 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,258,874 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 866 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riipex | 61% | 82 |
| #2 | od1N | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Ken | 54% | 123 |
| #4 | Mickey シ | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | nasツ | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ken | 614 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | Jaggre | 400 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | fabi98 | 336 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mickey シ | 283 | 0.61 | 11 min |
| #5 | Riipex | 243 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mickey シ | +6.81 | 90 | 94 |
| #2 | Exude | +3.22 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Ken | -0.11 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | nasツ | -0.14 | 77 | 40 |
| #5 | fabi98 | -0.79 | 68 | 67 |





