








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2904 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2402 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2726 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2404 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,321,358 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KNAVE | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Senpaii | 67% | 76 |
| #3 | cripown | 63% | 27 |
| #4 | KiCk!nG | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | Karnage | 60% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JODII | 55% | 268 |
| #9 | Super Filion | 50% | 60 |
| #10 | LegumZ | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | toomuchSUGAR | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | G00N | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mike481 | 20 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | yonji | 15 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | JODII | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | KiCk!nG | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Karnage | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mike481 | 753 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #2 | JODII | 743 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | Senpaii | 373 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #4 | KiCk!nG | 346 | 0.33 | 11 min |
| #5 | Karnage | 279 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiCk!nG | +3.15 | 83 | 82 |
| #2 | cripown | +2.57 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | KNAVE | +2.44 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | LegumZ | +1.23 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | Senpaii | +1.09 | 77 | 70 |





