








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2621 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3358 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1264 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2478 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,197,669 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANX1ETY | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | KiCk!nG | 68% | 59 |
| #3 | Senpaii | 66% | 94 |
| #4 | cripown | 63% | 38 |
| #5 | Tense | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Super Filion | 50% | 56 |
| #11 | OlmO | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | KNAVE | 42% | 19 |
| #13 | toomuchSUGAR | 40% | 35 |
| #14 | G00N | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yonji | 27 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | mike481 | 26 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | KiCk!nG | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | star1x | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Karnage | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mike481 | 789 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | star1x | 667 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | Senpaii | 405 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #4 | KiCk!nG | 376 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #5 | Karnage | 277 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiCk!nG | +3.48 | 82 | 82 |
| #2 | Tense | +3.13 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | KNAVE | +2.21 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | cripown | +2.16 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | ANX1ETY | +1.93 | 77 | 69 |





