








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 877 | 28% |
| Smokes | 846 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 497 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 965 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,582 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mike481 | 73% | 30 |
| #2 | cripown | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Senpaii | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | star1x | 60% | 94 |
| #5 | yonji | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KONKR | 57% | 7 |
| #7 | JODII | 56% | 101 |
| #8 | Super Filion | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | toomuchSUGAR | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | G00N | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star1x | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Senpaii | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | yonji | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Super Filion | 1 | 0.0333 |
| #5 | G00N | 1 | 0.0526 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JODII | 100 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | star1x | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Senpaii | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Super Filion | 27 | 0.90 | 0 min |
| #5 | G00N | 26 | 1.37 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G00N | +4.83 | 60 | 76 |
| #2 | Super Filion | +2.77 | 59 | 73 |
| #3 | toomuchSUGAR | +2.76 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Senpaii | +1.27 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | mike481 | +1.03 | 93 | 61 |





