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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1587 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1045 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2205 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,176 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KhalteN | 53% | 138 |
| #2 | bENNY7 | 53% | 160 |
| #3 | Briggley | 52% | 157 |
| #4 | Advoc8 | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | Matty | 50% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Briggley | 52% | 157 |
| #4 | Advoc8 | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | Matty | 50% | 111 |
| #6 | joe_dB | 37% | 30 |
| #7 | Weenus Lover | 31% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bENNY7 | 15 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | joe_dB | 9 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | KhalteN | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Advoc8 | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Matty | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Briggley | 566 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | KhalteN | 522 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | bENNY7 | 366 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Matty | 261 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Advoc8 | 142 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matty | +5.13 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | bENNY7 | +3.19 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | KhalteN | +2.07 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | Briggley | +1.03 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | joe_dB | +0.98 | 78 | 72 |





