








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 311 matches | ||
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




198 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11229 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8975 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8250 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5581 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,277,877 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 71% | 103 |
| #2 | Leodyn | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | Anti | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 53% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 71% | 103 |
| #2 | Leodyn | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | Anti | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 53% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 20 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Anti | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 905 | 0.47 | 22 min |
| #2 | Anti | 387 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 280 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Leodyn | 186 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heehee | +1.87 | 97 | 55 |
| #2 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | +1.59 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Anti | +1.52 | 77 | 77 |
| #4 | Leodyn | +0.12 | 89 | 59 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | +0.09 | 76 | 66 |





