








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1752 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 620 matches | ||
| Faceit | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16078 | 32% |
| Smokes | 13480 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9591 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 11375 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,007,250 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3380 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leodyn | 66% | 137 |
| #2 | niceVIBE | 62% | 127 |
| #3 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 60% | 103 |
| #4 | MilkyDurag | 58% | 60 |
| #5 | heehee | 55% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | niceVIBE | 62% | 127 |
| #3 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 60% | 103 |
| #4 | MilkyDurag | 58% | 60 |
| #5 | heehee | 55% | 88 |
| #6 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 16 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | niceVIBE | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Leodyn | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | heehee | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | MilkyDurag | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niceVIBE | 883 | 0.32 | 22 min |
| #2 | Leodyn | 341 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 336 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | heehee | 232 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 158 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti | +2.87 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | +1.54 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | heehee | +0.89 | 95 | 56 |
| #4 | Leodyn | +0.78 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | niceVIBE | +0.51 | 75 | 65 |





