








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3399 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3636 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 596 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2411 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $674,971 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cricks | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | MilkyDurag | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | Scar | 67% | 45 |
| #4 | Leodyn | 65% | 97 |
| #5 | Anti | 62% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Anti | 62% | 127 |
| #6 | heehee | 60% | 57 |
| #7 | cjen | 58% | 38 |
| #8 | Hollo DROP.SKIN | 57% | 14 |
| #9 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Scar | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Leodyn | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | heehee | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | cjen | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti | 695 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Leodyn | 236 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | heehee | 162 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | cjen | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Scar | 131 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scar | +4.46 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | cricks | +2.27 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Anti | +1.83 | 81 | 71 |
| #4 | niceVIBE | +1.22 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | heehee | +1.17 | 95 | 58 |





