








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3732 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3792 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3446 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3420 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,271,311 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DukeJean | 681 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Boxolotl | 359 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| #3 | Appa | 203 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gooboo Steve | 178 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | TheOGPotato | 116 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boxolotl | +5.75 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | TheOGPotato | +3.19 | 90 | 45 |
| #3 | Appa | +1.04 | 41 | 66 |
| +0.09 | 80 | 46 | ||
| #5 | Gooboo Steve | -1.08 | 59 | 48 |





