








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 911 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1371 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 681 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1059 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,641 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAT | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Kráľ Zemplína | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Beavis- | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | Don Chuan De BeH1gH #ColumbiaGAN | 69% | 26 |
| #5 | shisen | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | BOMBARDiAN | 50% | 8 |
| #16 | snyxie | 50% | 16 |
| #17 | 𝓟𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓧 | 45% | 11 |
| #18 | Joker <3 K LFT | 40% | 10 |
| #19 | PAVEL | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shisen | +3.24 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | Don Chuan De BeH1gH #ColumbiaGAN | +2.66 | 95 | 62 |
| #3 | Beavis- | +1.71 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | kosto | +1.68 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | W0LF | +1.18 | 89 | 61 |





