








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 18% |
| Smokes | 679 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 734 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 788 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,786 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realzen | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | kosto | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Beavis- | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | shisen | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realzen | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | kosto | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Beavis- | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | shisen | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beavis- | 5 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | shisen | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | kosto | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | realzen | 1 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shisen | 53 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Beavis- | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | realzen | 28 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | kosto | 19 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shisen | +2.63 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | kosto | +1.80 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | realzen | +1.71 | 92 | 40 |
| #4 | Nogyyy | +0.19 | 87 | 46 |
| #5 | Beavis- | -0.18 | 83 | 46 |





