








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1172 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1238 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1493 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,876 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacheraay | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | c4put-- | 74% | 34 |
| #3 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 72% | 47 |
| #4 | Crackbaby<3 | 71% | 73 |
| #5 | mitzy!!! | 68% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | c4put-- | 74% | 34 |
| #3 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 72% | 47 |
| #4 | Crackbaby<3 | 71% | 73 |
| #5 | mitzy!!! | 68% | 31 |
| #6 | Flattsful | 67% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crackbaby<3 | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Flattsful | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | mitzy!!! | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Zacheraay | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | c4put-- | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flattsful | 481 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | Crackbaby<3 | 331 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 163 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | mitzy!!! | 95 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | c4put-- | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S T A R | +2.23 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Flattsful | +2.03 | 94 | 64 |
| #3 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | +1.47 | 57 | 62 |
| #4 | c4put-- | +1.33 | 93 | 56 |
| #5 | Crackbaby<3 | +0.61 | 71 | 60 |





