








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3168 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2774 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1024 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2229 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,148 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 94% | 18 |
| #2 | TA | aero | 92% | 24 |
| #3 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 71% | 69 |
| #4 | Coach Parnell | 71% | 34 |
| #5 | Crackbaby<3 | 68% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | c4put-- | 60% | 102 |
| #10 | Zacheraay | 57% | 72 |
| #11 | Zoot | 53% | 38 |
| #12 | Haxor | 47% | 17 |
| #13 | JLB | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crackbaby<3 | 13 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Zacheraay | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | c4put-- | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | S T A R | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 4 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crackbaby<3 | 515 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | c4put-- | 297 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | S T A R | 247 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 242 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Zacheraay | 226 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | +3.71 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Flattsful | +2.02 | 92 | 63 |
| #3 | S T A R | +1.51 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | Haxor | +1.29 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | +1.23 | 59 | 62 |





