








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1805 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2150 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1464 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $773,103 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S T A R | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | Crackbaby<3 | 73% | 30 |
| #3 | Angry... | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | kaleb | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Flattsful | 57% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | worldwide | 55% | 56 |
| #8 | DarkSabr3 | 54% | 50 |
| #9 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 54% | 13 |
| #10 | m0NESY dad | 53% | 15 |
| #11 | Zoot | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flattsful | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | worldwide | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | DarkSabr3 | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | c4put-- | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Crackbaby<3 | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flattsful | 380 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | c4put-- | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Crackbaby<3 | 108 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | DarkSabr3 | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | S T A R | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angry... | +3.34 | 89 | 49 |
| #2 | Flattsful | +2.11 | 93 | 67 |
| #3 | worldwide | +1.81 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | S T A R | +1.77 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | Zacheraay | +1.49 | 81 | 69 |





