








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7135 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6422 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4833 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6312 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,923 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 希林娜依 | 87% | 39 |
| #2 | arctic | 83% | 40 |
| #3 | misty | 76% | 115 |
| #4 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 68% | 34 |
| #5 | Crackbaby<3 | 66% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | mei mei cat | 60% | 85 |
| #7 | katra | 58% | 36 |
| #8 | Chimps Pimpin Chimps | 53% | 47 |
| #9 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | 51% | 37 |
| #10 | 777 | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 希林娜依 | 12 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | Crackbaby<3 | 8 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | misty | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | mei mei cat | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | 777 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mei mei cat | 505 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | arctic | 259 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #3 | misty | 212 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Crackbaby<3 | 180 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | 777 | 158 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arctic | +4.05 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | mitzy!!! | +3.10 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | misty | +2.04 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | mei mei cat | +1.61 | 88 | 59 |
| #5 | 希林娜依 | +1.54 | 53 | 68 |





