








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2590 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2779 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2636 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2468 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,125 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One Man Armin | 85% | 20 |
| #2 | hanfy | 77% | 39 |
| #3 | BingBong | 73% | 51 |
| #4 | j1NZO | 71% | 181 |
| #5 | Bepli | 71% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BingBong | 9 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Bepli | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | j1NZO | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | χ roxorszszs | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Kirby | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | χ roxorszszs | 320 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Bepli | 202 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | j1NZO | 178 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | BingBong | 177 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kirby | 158 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1NZO | +3.93 | 96 | 55 |
| #2 | BingBong | +2.85 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | χ roxorszszs | +2.40 | 93 | 77 |
| #4 | Smile ツ | +1.65 | 89 | 57 |
| #5 | GHOS7 | +0.94 | 77 | 62 |





