








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5084 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4440 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3995 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4349 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,023 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BingBong | 78% | 110 |
| #2 | hanfy | 76% | 91 |
| #3 | GHOS7 | 71% | 75 |
| #4 | j1NZO | 68% | 304 |
| #5 | Bepli | 66% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bepli | 66% | 246 |
| #6 | sesL | 66% | 29 |
| #7 | J0hnny | 64% | 25 |
| #8 | Kirby | 63% | 163 |
| #9 | clean. | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bepli | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | j1NZO | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | BingBong | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Kirby | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | J0hnny | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BingBong | 342 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Bepli | 325 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | hanfy | 283 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | j1NZO | 269 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kirby | 263 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1NZO | +2.58 | 94 | 54 |
| #2 | χ roxorszszs | +2.47 | 91 | 77 |
| #3 | BingBong | +2.08 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | J0hnny | -0.14 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | sesL | -0.15 | 87 | 61 |





