








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1790 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2331 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2615 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3891 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3212 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,938,603 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | GHOS7 | 71% | 181 |
| #11 | Bepli | 70% | 471 |
| #12 | Kirby | 70% | 250 |
| #13 | χ roxorszszs | 68% | 304 |
| #14 | Smile ツ | 66% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | χ roxorszszs | 1319 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | BingBong | 754 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | Bepli | 546 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kirby | 468 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | hanfy | 468 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1NZO | +3.51 | 95 | 54 |
| #2 | BingBong | +2.49 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | +2.36 | 94 | 59 |
| #4 | χ roxorszszs | +2.35 | 92 | 77 |
| #5 | hANNEs | +2.19 | 91 | 70 |





