








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 501 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5682 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4575 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7772 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7437 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,336,885 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ign0r4nC3 | 86% | 93 |
| #2 | hANNEs | 78% | 54 |
| #3 | RENE | 77% | 99 |
| #4 | BingBong | 74% | 252 |
| #5 | T the roof | 74% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | hanfy | 71% | 119 |
| #8 | GHOS7 | 71% | 169 |
| #9 | j1NZO | 70% | 471 |
| #10 | Kirby | 66% | 269 |
| #11 | χ roxorszszs | 66% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | χ roxorszszs | 21 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | BingBong | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | j1NZO | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | J0hnny | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | GHOS7 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | χ roxorszszs | 1108 | 0.23 | 33 min |
| #2 | BingBong | 764 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | Kirby | 537 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | GHOS7 | 439 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | j1NZO | 405 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1NZO | +3.37 | 95 | 53 |
| #2 | Ign0r4nC3 | +2.96 | 95 | 61 |
| #3 | BingBong | +2.89 | 90 | 61 |
| #4 | χ roxorszszs | +2.50 | 91 | 79 |
| #5 | hANNEs | +2.41 | 91 | 69 |





