








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3807 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3021 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2928 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1768 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,262,778 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joksuu | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | BOT Tomi | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | tyyb | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | HIRVI | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Spöndels | 52% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | anttva | 50% | 26 |
| #10 | rankasija | 50% | 111 |
| #11 | ensio pappa | 46% | 28 |
| #12 | Antero Luukkonen | 37% | 59 |
| #13 | jerry offside | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoB Ross | 27 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Spöndels | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | 🍀 J ɛ p p ɛ | 19 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | rankasija | 19 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Joksuu | 10 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spöndels | 552 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | 🍀 J ɛ p p ɛ | 472 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | BoB Ross | 263 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | rankasija | 246 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Antero Luukkonen | 140 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Tomi | +2.25 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | Joksuu | +2.17 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | ensio pappa | +1.99 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | +1.30 | 60 | 58 |
| #5 | tyyb | +1.17 | 83 | 58 |





