








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7057 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5547 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2955 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4347 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,067 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antero Luukkonen | 54% | 83 |
| #2 | Joksuu | 54% | 85 |
| #3 | BoB Ross | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | rankasija | 53% | 167 |
| #5 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | 52% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rankasija | 25 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Spรถndels | 24 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Antero Luukkonen | 16 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | BoB Ross | 16 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | 15 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HIRVI | 803 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | Spรถndels | 728 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | 477 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | rankasija | 348 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Antero Luukkonen | 196 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | +1.81 | 57 | 60 |
| #2 | Joksuu | +1.13 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Antero Luukkonen | +0.98 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | ๐ J ษ p p ษ | +0.67 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | HIRVI | +0.47 | 74 | 47 |





