








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 231 | 19% |
| Smokes | 229 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 479 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 282 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,605 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuRRy the Viper | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | GoTTi | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Skei * furaffinity.net | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | MGhehehe | 80% | 5 |
| #5 | JetBlacK0311 | 80% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | #Acura★ | 33% | 3 |
| #15 | NesC9fE | 33% | 6 |
| #16 | Nimble | 29% | 7 |
| #17 | *FUCHS* | 25% | 4 |
| #18 | イオタ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherry | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | MGhehehe | 2 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | HawKzGER | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | CuRRy the Viper | 1 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | JetBlacK0311 | 1 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 64 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | boubacar | 58 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | GoTTi | 38 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cherry | 36 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | *FUCHS* | 23 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuRRy the Viper | +6.22 | 55 | 71 |
| #2 | HawKzGER | +2.70 | 61 | 45 |
| #3 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +2.42 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Skei * furaffinity.net | +1.85 | 74 | 27 |
| #5 | Narmonox | +1.57 | 68 | 55 |





