








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9004 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8710 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6408 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8550 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,574 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HawKzGER | 50% | 44 |
| #2 | boubacar | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | CuRRy the Viper | 48% | 164 |
| #4 | ✪SCufFeX | 48% | 163 |
| #5 | Own4IcoN | 47% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuRRy the Viper | +3.34 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +2.52 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | D!ck@ | +1.29 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | HawKzGER | +0.95 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | boubacar | +0.17 | 71 | 73 |





