








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1279 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2715 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1925 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1937 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,695 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | boubacar | 45% | 51 |
| #9 | Gru | 45% | 38 |
| #10 | Shocky* | 42% | 102 |
| #11 | Familienpizza | 38% | 16 |
| #12 | nefar1o | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *FUCHS* | 824 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #2 | Tommi | 559 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #3 | Shocky* | 424 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | boubacar | 205 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | nefar1o | 135 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToBrokén | +4.35 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Gru | +2.51 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +2.26 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | HawKzGER | +2.01 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Viking | +1.68 | 65 | 56 |





