








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 534 | 28% |
| Smokes | 385 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 527 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 440 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,424 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁NuggeT꧂ | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | Own4IcoN | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | イオタ | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | #Acura★ | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Cura | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | イオタ | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | #Acura★ | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Cura | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | The Ghost of Kyiv | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | Master *summacum.works | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | イオタ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | #Acura★ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ꧁NuggeT꧂ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #Acura★ | 130 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | イオタ | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Own4IcoN | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ꧁NuggeT꧂ | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Master *summacum.works | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NesC9fE | +3.88 | 65 | 56 |
| #2 | ꧁NuggeT꧂ | +0.95 | 57 | 50 |
| #3 | #Acura★ | +0.86 | 49 | 71 |
| #4 | Master *summacum.works | +0.59 | 39 | 36 |
| #5 | イオタ | -1.15 | 52 | 59 |





